What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 15:26

No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
—
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How do I create cinema-grade videos using AI?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Brain Adapts to Neuron Loss Through Rapid Rewiring - Neuroscience News
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?
No go.
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Stress-Linked Brain Pathway Disrupts Sleep and Memory - Neuroscience News
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Samsung could drop Google Gemini in favor of Perplexity for Galaxy S26 - Ars Technica
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)