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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 15:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Should I believe JD Vance's claim that Tim Walz lied about needing medical intervention to get pregnant?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

John Isner now ranks where Carlos Alcaraz's win over Jannik Sinner sits in the best matches ever, 'I'm changing my tune' - The Tennis Gazette

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do I create cinema-grade videos using AI?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Brain Adapts to Neuron Loss Through Rapid Rewiring - Neuroscience News

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?

No go.

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Digital Foundry Delivers Its Mario Kart World Tech Review - "Nintendo's Artistry Stands Out The Most Here" - Nintendo Life

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Stress-Linked Brain Pathway Disrupts Sleep and Memory - Neuroscience News

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Diddy trial day 24 recap: Sean Combs considered himself the Michael Jordan of sex parties, witness says - ABC News

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Samsung could drop Google Gemini in favor of Perplexity for Galaxy S26 - Ars Technica

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Poop Transplants Not All They’re Cracked Up to Be - Gizmodo